"Oh, no. It’s just that the words coming out of your mouth go into my brain and just sort of die, so I start looking like this. Like I missed the reading assignment for this tasting. But that’s OK. I like the fonts you’ve chosen. I know a guy back home who’s a huge fan of Comic Sans."
Reminds me of when I went to the Philippines. Like Jeff, I was glazed over by the amount of history the tour guides were feeding us.
The only difference is — I'm Filipino.